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Real Name: Mauricio Nick Name: Moose , Palmolive, chupa chump… Outstanding Feature: His Massive Calf Muscles…..(NOT!) Position: 5 foot 10 inches, Scoring Point Guard. Quote: "Shut man, I'll score on all your arses!" |
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Offence: adequate dribbling skills , gets to the basket good, finishes unless he is beheaded by the opposition(ie. Mr miranda), medium range jumper, streaky shooter. Defence: likes to bang under the boards, quick hands…not much else on defensively. Strong Point: Good Medium Range shotand his protects the ball well. Weak Point: Palmolive hands, cant catch the ball for shit, bounces to the basket, limited jumping ability (not as bad as erv) , fat boy, weak mind, anyone can play at his mind, Ricky Martin hairstyle, drinks passion pop, gets angry when drunk. Special Note: Can't go to sydney with us guyz coz tina (his girlfriend) said "No, hez not allowed!!!" |
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